#MEOWING FOR THIS MAN FUCKKKK

[katsumox]

ok ok anyways imagine miguel coming home from work, dead tired.

he enters your shared apartment, eyes tired and shoulders slumped.

you’re doing the dishes, your back turned to him as you feel him come up behind you, pressing himself into you.

“hey, mama,” he rumbles, lips tickling your neck.

you hum, letting his arms engulf you as you finish the dishes. “how was work, baby?”

you can feel him frown at the mention of his workday. you hate how stressful his job is on him, forcing him to work late hours into the night, in tandem with his job as spider-man.

“you know how it is, amorcita,” he sighs, letting his hands fall to your hips, rubbing comforting circles in them. “estoy tan estresado… pero like, that’s just my life,” he chuckles, the sound warming every part of you.

miguel spins you toward him, taking a gentle hand to caress your face. “dame un besito,” he slurs.

you blink, processing what he’s saying. “ask nicely, love.”

“dame un besito, mami. porfavor. te extraño. te quiero.”

you kiss him as his strong, stocky body becomes pliant in your hands. he lets out a strangled moan, muffled by your lips on his. tonight’s gonna be a long night.

[kaesaaurelia]

soooo I just finished watching that star wars hotel video and oh my god the fire safety what the fuckkkk

BUT ALSO if you are some kind of weirdo who watched this (or the evermore video) and was like "man I wish that thing existed but was good," I... can't help you specifically with Star Wars (or generic high fantasy settings) but if you are an adult or a family with teens (who are okay with some mild references to sexuality in a coming-of-age context -- which honestly would go over the heads of most kids too young to deal with them?), don't have issues with darkness, flashing lights, or potential immune issues due to touching touchscreens, and enjoy a little light cosmic and/or implied body horror I highly highly suggest going to Omega Mart next time you are in Las Vegas. It is surreal and fun and while I definitely ran into some issues there with 1. going down the story path I didn't mean to go down and 2. LOSING MY EMPLOYEE ID CARD (to be clear I did not work there, in the fiction of the game all guests are Omega Mart employees), there were helpful (actual) employees there to jump in and help me without breaking immersion at all. They were great.

There are some pathways (physical pathways) that require an ability to climb stairs but there are ALWAYS multiple paths between two points so while you might not be able to crawl through the tunnel and then climb the rope from [spoiler place] to [other spoiler place] or do the slides, you can still physically get to the plot-important places and I think at most people who can't do stairs miss... some kind of pointless music machines? (Which I had fun with ngl but I fucked around with them for like 10 minutes more because I was in the area looking for my lost ID badge and asking if people had found it.) I haven't been to the other Meow Wolf installations but I would love to go given the chance.

And if you really want a themed hotel... well, you can't find an eldritch dimension-hopping supermarket-themed hotel, no, but if you stay on the strip there's going to be a lot of neon and trying to sell you things, and also optionally a theme, so like. That's not dissimilar.

Fire safety both at these Vegas hotels and at Omega Mart will be better than crawling into a small closet with 4 of your closest friends and hoping to not die, also. And a substantial amount of the story of Omega Mart is "wow corporate greed does ruin everything," so if you liked the video you probably will also like this.

[Edit: also to be clear I don't really think Omega Mart is small-child-friendly, but mostly because it's a lot of reading, and the bulk of it is either corporate memos or a teenage girl's diaries. A lot of the stuff I found most engaging was exploring the strained intergenerational family dynamic between the girl, her mom, and her grandfather, something that small children would find either boring or upsetting or both. It's not the sexuality that's the issue, it's some offscreen implied character death-but-not-really (that not-really doesn't make it better!) and just plain bad parenting, plus the broader theme of a greedy grocery chain turning ancient mystery and natural wonder into queasy reality-breaking horror.]

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

man with some people i just fucking hate saying good morning back. like they’ll say good morning and i’m like fuckkkk do i have to respond to you. can’t i just meow or some shit.

[toydrill]

Ninjago for blorbo meme? let me into your mind buddy

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):

FUCKKKK um. right now!? zane is probably my favorite main character followed by jay, nya, and harumi. i feel like s11 made me appreciate zane SO much more... wailing...

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):

jay walker. i want to smash that thing into a wall until he becomes a small blue stain.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):

dareth is my little old man that i play with like a barbie. other good additions to this: faith, mystake, akita

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):

VINNY FOLSON FROM NGTV LITTLE CAMERAMAN SLAY!!! also nelson, fugi-dove, tox, and griffin turner

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):

emperor garmadon....................... also ronin duh!!!!! original meow meow

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

jay walker again but also kai goes here too

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

vex go to super hell now. like usually i dont HATE villains but what he did to zane... you are going to the pits brotha

send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my...

[spencerbrady-blog1]

all :)

SEND A SYMBOL FOR A TEXT.

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[TEXT]: I just woke up and realized I forgot to set my fantasy football lineup before the early games kicked off. Fuckkkk. 

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[TEXT]: Em and I slept together. Please don’t tell her I told you. She’s pretty embarrassed about it.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[TEXT]: Sorry, overslept… be there in 10!

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[TEXT]: Whoaaaaaa were haklfway thereeee WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIVIN ONA PRAYERRRRRRRRR

[TEXT]: Thats my fukcuing JAM

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[TEXT]: You can’t be posting selfies like that on your Insta, Luke. I don’t need everyone lusting after you.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[TEXT]: Have you ever realized that people with cats meow more than cats do? 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[TEXT]: I hate how much I love you, boy. I can’t stand how much I need you.

[TEXT]: That song was a fucking bop.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[TEXT]: "Fuck the customer" would be a great slogan for a brothel.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[TEXT]: What if TB12 retires after the Super Bowl? God, I don’t even want to think about it.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[TEXT]: Thanks for always having my back no matter what. A guy couldn’t ask for a better best friend. I love you, man.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[TEXT]: Was it just me, or were you also shook when you found out that Sam Smith was white?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[TEXT]: T minus 3 days until the Pats win their sixth Super Bowl. ARE YOU PUMPED?

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[TEXT]: Your tits are fine. I promise.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[TEXT]: He canceled on me again. I didn’t even pay attention to his excuse this time. It’s just as bullshit as the ones he’d given before. And here I was thinking my own brother actually wanted to see me. Haaa. How pathetic is it that a grown fucking man like me still wants nothing more than to impress his big bro? I don’t even know why I care so much.